About the pics..

If you see pictures that belong to you - don't get pissy and complain to google. Just tell me, and I'll either remove them immediately or give you credit and a link - whichever you prefer.

Not my field of dreams!  

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At first I thought it was a field of sheep.. then I took a closer look!

You don't need a truck...  

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...not if you have a moped!

You can carry chickens.


You can even transport sheep.


For some people, that's enough.
But if you really want to be able to transport stuff,
you don't need a moped and you don't need a truck..


Yes, everybody knows that it's easy enough to carry little things, like chairs on your motorbike.


But what a lot of people don't realize is that if you have a BICYCLE, you can actually carry large amounts of hay,


and kitchen appliances, refrigerators even.


You can do your part and recycle
- not just for yourself -
but for the whole neighborhood.


Believe it or not, you can even move a car...
well, it used to be a car.
The owner of that car probably rides a bike.

Keep those coffee filters  

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Yes, it's true. Used coffee filters and waxed paper cups. Wowsers! Would you wear artist Susan Stockwell's one of a kind designer dress to the prom? or anywhere for that matter?

Welsh Prostitute  

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All tricked out and ready to rumba!

Big Bad Ass Snakes  

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This is a Burmese Python,


and this is a Reticulated Python.


She didn't have any trouble going through the fence BEFORE she had someone for dinner.


If a Python did have you for dinner, this is the last thing you would see!


After a really big meal, Pythons are fat and sleepy and not dangerous at all. This makes them easy to catch if someone comes up missing -- like the unfortunate man below!


He wandered away from the work site in the Amazon jungles, got sleepy and took a nap. The nap turned out not to be a such good idea after all.

Wheee!  

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A new kind of slide for a new kind of backside.

It's the world's largest bra!  

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Yowsers!

Hypnotic  

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Stare into the image. Slowly it begins to move. You are in my power. Send me money! Lots of money! Also winning lottery tickets are good!

Remote control for your wife  

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You wish!

Oh shit!  

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World's Smallest Penis  

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Ok, so I put "world's smallest penis" into a yahoo search for images and this is what I got! It looks to me like the world's largest shoe. So what does this mean, exactly?

Giant Mantis  

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This deserty creature brings me to a BREAKTHROUGH desert discovery. That's right, straight from the deserts of Iraq... Bigger than a person, cuter than a panda. And everybody thought the Camel Spiders were a big deal!

Coffee anyone?  

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Here's a cup of coffee guaranteed to wake you up in two seconds flat!

Giant Spiders  

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Some facts about those giant spiders: They run 10 mph, jump three feet, are a nocturnal spider, so only come out at night unless they are in shade. When they bite you, you are injected with Novocain so you go numb instantly. You don't even know you are bitten when you are sleeping, so you wake up with part of your leg or arm missing because it has been gnawing on it all night long. If you are walking around and you bump something that is casting a shadow over it, and the sun makes contact with it, you better run. It will instantly run for your shadow, and scream the whole time it is chasing you.

PS. The one on the bottom is eating the one on the top. These are Spiders found daily in Iraq by troops. Imagine waking up and seeing one of these in your tent!!

Not a cute kitty  

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Photo by insanesnowduck.

Naked beggars  

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Where do they plan to put the money they get?

Golum, all thugged out  

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Life after Lord of the Rings.

A tree with attitude  

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I bet this is photo shop enhanced. None of the trees I know would flip anyone off.

Barbie for breakfast?  

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So that's what happened to my Barbie dolls!

Not gonna, don't wanna  

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This is too funny! What a look on that dog's face!

Evening in the City  

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by J Huss
How about this for some deviant art?

Hand job?  

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I bet they get lots of business.

Here's a face only a mother could love  

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Hilarious!

Not a happy Easter story!  

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Ouch!  

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The question is: who would be dumb enough to do this? And did he do it on purpose just for the picture?

Why cloning is not a good idea!  

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Ok, this picture is downright scary!

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I found these pictures sitting in the My Documents folder in my computer. I have no idea how they got there or where they came from. It must have been a too much tequila not enough rational thinking kind of night. If one or more of them belongs to you and you don't want them here - I'll be happy to remove them.

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