Colorful and abstract - but is it art?

Neat, huh?
Actually, this is microphotography. Pictures of what various wood fibers look like under a microscope. The colors are the stains used to bring out the variations of texture.

Beware!!

Now that's one punked out seriously pissed off kitty!!

I should have gotten one of these!

Sound waves, get your wash clean, claims Robert Bosch of Stuttgart, Germany. This seven-pound machine works on principle of auto horn. Hooter must sound for five minutes. Cost is $32.

Still Horny?

• 16 wives
• 7 hungry dogs
• 3 thin cats
• 25 kids and
• still horny
• please help with spare change

Ok... I'm so not believing this guy... 16 wives??? come on...

It's Silly Cartoon Day!!

"Why YES! Yes I WOULD like to talk with you about the end of the world!"



"Think carefully, and then tell yourself about me."



"Face it Fred - you're lost!"



Awww... too bad!



"...and then I heard a loud bang and when I turned back, he was gone!"



"We usually shop in the comfort of our own home, but the bloody computer crashed."



"It's the latest innovation in office safety. When your computer crashes, an air bag is activated so you won't bang your head in frustration."



The most effective birth control known to man.



"Nurse, get on the internet, go to SURGERY.COM, scroll down and click on the 'Are you totally lost?' icon."