BUTTONS

...and now we play the waiting game


DEDICATION
Because you're too close to level 70 to give a FUCK about visiting grandma.


HOPSCOTCH

Just one more way to die.

ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS

Millions of the fuckers come in and only one bastard actually works!


CAUGHT RED HANDED

Some times you just can't duck the heat.


TIME

Some people have too much of it


BLACK

It ain't always slimming


REGRET

You shouldn't have touched his fucking frisbee bitch

YOU WIN THIS TIME PENIS

One of these days I'm going to find you, and when I do...

AFRODUCK

All hail.

Rule # 1

When you are in deep shit,
look straight ahead,
keep your mouth shut and say nothing.

It doesn't make you stupid,

it just makes your stupidity more accessible to others.

Could you use some positive thoughts, maybe a few words of encouragement? Well, you've come to the wrong place!


Stupidity:
Quitters never win. Winners never quit. But those who never win and never quit are idiots!


Losing:
If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.


Mistakes:
It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.


Despair:
It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black.


Relationships:
Sure there are plenty of other fish in the sea; but you're not anywhere near the sea. You're in the desert. Alone.


The Unexpected:
Go ahead and make the best of it, it's still going to bite your face off.


Surprise:
Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know which one is hiding the nut that's going to break your tooth.


Idiocy:
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups!

Because today is Labor Day, I thought I'd post some "motivational" posters to encourage you in your labors!

Yes, you are part of our team,
but... you're this part(and not necessarily needed).


Committees:
Even if it's not broken, they'll still find a way to ruin it.


God doesn't require us to succeed, he only requires that we try.
Gravity is less forgiving.


Progress:
Sometimes there is no right way to turn, and we must go the only way that is left.


Mediocrity:
It takes a lot less time and most people won't notice the difference until it's too late.


Procrastination:
Hard work pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.


Apathy:
If we don't take care of the customer, maybe they'll stop bugging us.

For every winner, there are dozens of losers, odds are you're one of them.


If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly.


Every dark cloud has a silver lining, but lightning kills hundreds of people each year who are trying to find it.


Attitudes are contagious, mine might kill you.