Shaking Things Up
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Politically Motivated
Posted by Shirley Twofeathers in cartoon, politics, signs
What follows is a collection of politically motivated pictures, signs, and cartoons for those of you who enjoy this kind of thing.
A Gorey Storey
Posted by Shirley Twofeathers in cartoon, funny
The Disrespectful Summons
A story by Edward Gorey
The Devil gave a sudden leap
And struck Miss Squill all of a heap.
He swooped her up from off the ground
A story by Edward Gorey
The Devil gave a sudden leap
And struck Miss Squill all of a heap.
He swooped her up from off the ground
And twirled her madly round and round.
That night she saw when she undressed
His mark was burned upon her breast.
Next day flew in her open door
Next day flew in her open door
A creature named Beelphazoar.
It brought a recipe for fudge
It brought a recipe for fudge
Of pounded pencil-stubs and sludge.
Also a book called Ninety-two
Entirely Evil Things To Do
She cindered toast and rotted silk,
She cindered toast and rotted silk,
Corroded tin and curdled milk.
Her laugh made beetles swoon; her frown
Made geese and cows turn upside down.
She did her neighbours' forms in wax
She did her neighbours' forms in wax
And stuck them full of pins and tacks.
They then expired with frightful pains
They then expired with frightful pains
Inside their bowels, lungs, and brains.
She got from somewhere stones with eyes
She got from somewhere stones with eyes
And plants that gave out screams and sighs.
But then the demon, much too soon,
But then the demon, much too soon,
Returned one Sunday afternoon.
He seized her hair, and with his hoof
He seized her hair, and with his hoof
He kicked a way out through the roof.
The end had come, and this was it;
The end had come, and this was it;
He dropped her in the Flaming Pit.
Oops! X Rated!
Posted by Shirley Twofeathers in cartoon, naked
So this is how the stick people became extinct!
It's Silly Cartoon Day!!
Posted by Shirley Twofeathers in cartoon, funny
"Why YES! Yes I WOULD like to talk with you about the end of the world!"
"Think carefully, and then tell yourself about me."
"Face it Fred - you're lost!"
Awww... too bad!
"...and then I heard a loud bang and when I turned back, he was gone!"
"We usually shop in the comfort of our own home, but the bloody computer crashed."
"It's the latest innovation in office safety. When your computer crashes, an air bag is activated so you won't bang your head in frustration."
The most effective birth control known to man.
"Nurse, get on the internet, go to SURGERY.COM, scroll down and click on the 'Are you totally lost?' icon."
Basic Instructions for New Dads!
Posted by Shirley Twofeathers in cartoon, funny, kids
LOL!
Happy Father's Day!
Funny Travel Ads
Posted by Shirley Twofeathers in cartoon, cool ads
Ever been here?
The ads read:
Did your trip start out horribly?
Sixt will reward you royally!
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