Showing posts with label redneck. Show all posts

Showing posts with label redneck. Show all posts

A Redneck Christmas

Posted by Shirley Twofeathers in Christmas, funny, redneck, winter

Santa in the Buff

Here in "Redneck Country" we do celebrate Christmas.

Redneck Christmas Tree

We put up beautiful christmas trees,

Gingerbread House

and make cute little gingerbread houses.

Rednark Yard Decorations

We decorate our yards,

Redneck Reindeer Lights

and hang christmas lights.

Redneck Snowman

We even build snowmen.

So.. Marry Xmas to you!

Welcome to my world!

Posted by Shirley Twofeathers in funny, redneck

Redneck Wedding Announcement

Here in "Redneck America", when we make a wedding announcement, we tell it like it is!

Redneck Motor Home

Our homes reflect our pursuit of excellence.

Redneck Water Heater

We are resourceful...

Redneck Riding Mower

And inventive.

Redneck Flatscreen TV

We go out of our way to enjoy the best technology available...

Redneck Outdoor Phone

Our homes reflect our love of creature comforts...

Redneck Bodywork

Our vehicles reflect our commitment to quality work...

Redneck Trout Tournament

Recreational time is important...

Redneck Swimming Pool

We know how to relax...

Redneck Hot Dog Cooker

And enjoy a good meal...

Redneck Funeral

And when we die, we take it all with us.

Redneck Crossing

So, don't poke fun... we just might poke back!

You know you're in redneck country ...

Posted by Shirley Twofeathers in car, funny, redneck

When the barbeque grill came from walmart...

and sitting out "on the deck" looks something like this...

Doorbells are ... well ... loud!

And newspapers print articles like this...

You can go surfing anytime you want...

And when you move, the kids ride here.

Oh, and hey... if you don't like it... read the billboards.

Redneck country?
I live here!