Could you use some positive thoughts, maybe a few words of encouragement? Well, you've come to the wrong place!


Stupidity:
Quitters never win. Winners never quit. But those who never win and never quit are idiots!


Losing:
If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.


Mistakes:
It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.


Despair:
It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black.


Relationships:
Sure there are plenty of other fish in the sea; but you're not anywhere near the sea. You're in the desert. Alone.


The Unexpected:
Go ahead and make the best of it, it's still going to bite your face off.


Surprise:
Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know which one is hiding the nut that's going to break your tooth.


Idiocy:
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups!

Hagime Emoto's gallery of fantastic creatures!

Out here in Redneck USA, when we say "Up yours!" Not only do we mean it, we take it on the road!

The battery that lasts longer, much longer, sorry!

Looks like someone will be getting a lump of coal for Christmas!

But wait!
Oh My God!

Here come more of them!

I don't know about you guys, but I just love polar bears.

Sometimes I just get tired of all that christmas cheer, and those all too cozy family get togethers... don't you? Well, here's a little something to darken your day.


It's desktop wallpaper from the movie Black Xmas.

You can download it at flickr by clicking on the image. Have fun freaking your family out with your new "holiday" desktop!

And no... I'm not talking about Winnie the Pooh!


Here we have two new friends for your toddler to play with:
Yes, it's Pee and Poo!


Do you think they're adorable and cute?


For kids who enjoy something with "action" we have the ... yes, it's true ... The Poop Shooter! How fun is that?

And for the boys and girls who love a little bit of bling, we have... of all things... Poo Jewels! Fancy huh?


The Toilet Tiger adds a whole new dimention to the potty training experience by shouting encouragements such as "Ggrrrraaaahhhhmmmmppppphhhh", "Do it now!" and I don't know what else. What young mother can resist this educational tool?


And last but not least, we have the "Poo Head" for all those Bah Humbugs out there!

It's the Ice Hotel in Quebec Canada.

At night, they light it up with different colors.

And, yes, people do actually spend the night.