29
Apr
Not my field of dreams!
Posted by Shirley Twofeathers in mooned, naked, people, wierd
At first I thought it was a field of sheep.. then I took a closer look!
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At first I thought it was a field of sheep.. then I took a closer look!
29
Apr
You don't need a truck...
Posted by Shirley Twofeathers in bicycle, funny, motorbike
...not if you have a moped!
You can carry chickens.
You can even transport sheep.
For some people, that's enough.
But if you really want to be able to transport stuff,
you don't need a moped and you don't need a truck..
Yes, everybody knows that it's easy enough to carry little things, like chairs on your motorbike.
But what a lot of people don't realize is that if you have a BICYCLE, you can actually carry large amounts of hay,
and kitchen appliances, refrigerators even.
You can do your part and recycle
- not just for yourself -
but for the whole neighborhood.
Believe it or not, you can even move a car...
well, it used to be a car.
The owner of that car probably rides a bike.
28
Apr
Keep those coffee filters
Posted by Shirley Twofeathers in art, coffee, fashion
Yes, it's true. Used coffee filters and waxed paper cups. Wowsers! Would you wear artist Susan Stockwell's one of a kind designer dress to the prom? or anywhere for that matter?
27
Apr
Welsh Prostitute
Posted by Shirley Twofeathers in animals, funny, sheep
All tricked out and ready to rumba!
26
Apr
Big Bad Ass Snakes
Posted by Shirley Twofeathers in animals, largest, Python, scary, snake
This is a Burmese Python,
and this is a Reticulated Python.
She didn't have any trouble going through the fence BEFORE she had someone for dinner.
If a Python did have you for dinner, this is the last thing you would see!
After a really big meal, Pythons are fat and sleepy and not dangerous at all. This makes them easy to catch if someone comes up missing -- like the unfortunate man below!
He wandered away from the work site in the Amazon jungles, got sleepy and took a nap. The nap turned out not to be a such good idea after all.
25
Apr
Wheee!
Posted by Shirley Twofeathers in funny, kids, ouch, slide
A new kind of slide for a new kind of backside.
24
Apr
It's the world's largest bra!
Posted by Shirley Twofeathers in bra, largest, oddities, underwear
Yowsers!
22
Apr
Hypnotic
Posted by Shirley Twofeathers in art, optical illusion
Stare into the image. Slowly it begins to move. You are in my power. Send me money! Lots of money! Also winning lottery tickets are good!
22
Apr
Remote control for your wife
Posted by Shirley Twofeathers in remote control, stupid
You wish!
22
Apr
World's Smallest Penis
Posted by Shirley Twofeathers in largest, shoe, smallest
Ok, so I put "world's smallest penis" into a yahoo search for images and this is what I got! It looks to me like the world's largest shoe. So what does this mean, exactly?
21
Apr
Giant Mantis
Posted by Shirley Twofeathers in bugs, funny, iraq
This deserty creature brings me to a BREAKTHROUGH desert discovery. That's right, straight from the deserts of Iraq... Bigger than a person, cuter than a panda. And everybody thought the Camel Spiders were a big deal!
20
Apr
Coffee anyone?
Posted by Shirley Twofeathers in coffee, creepy, spiders
Here's a cup of coffee guaranteed to wake you up in two seconds flat!
20
Apr
Giant Spiders
Posted by Shirley Twofeathers in creepy, iraq, spiders
Some facts about those giant spiders: They run 10 mph, jump three feet, are a nocturnal spider, so only come out at night unless they are in shade. When they bite you, you are injected with Novocain so you go numb instantly. You don't even know you are bitten when you are sleeping, so you wake up with part of your leg or arm missing because it has been gnawing on it all night long. If you are walking around and you bump something that is casting a shadow over it, and the sun makes contact with it, you better run. It will instantly run for your shadow, and scream the whole time it is chasing you.
PS. The one on the bottom is eating the one on the top. These are Spiders found daily in Iraq by troops. Imagine waking up and seeing one of these in your tent!!
PS. The one on the bottom is eating the one on the top. These are Spiders found daily in Iraq by troops. Imagine waking up and seeing one of these in your tent!!
20
Apr
Not a cute kitty
Posted by Shirley Twofeathers in animals, cat, ugly
Photo by insanesnowduck.
19
Apr
Naked beggars
Posted by Shirley Twofeathers in begging, job, naked, people
Where do they plan to put the money they get?
18
Apr
Golum, all thugged out
Posted by Shirley Twofeathers in celebrities, funny, people
Life after Lord of the Rings.
18
Apr
A tree with attitude
Posted by Shirley Twofeathers in flip off, nature, tree
I bet this is photo shop enhanced. None of the trees I know would flip anyone off.
18
Apr
Barbie for breakfast?
Posted by Shirley Twofeathers in Barbie, food, funny, trolls
So that's what happened to my Barbie dolls!
17
Apr
Not gonna, don't wanna
Posted by Shirley Twofeathers in dog, funny, sheriff, underwear
This is too funny! What a look on that dog's face!
17
Apr
Evening in the City
Posted by Shirley Twofeathers in art, deviant, penis, surreal
by J Huss
How about this for some deviant art?
How about this for some deviant art?
17
Apr
Hand job?
Posted by Shirley Twofeathers in funny, signs
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16
Apr
Here's a face only a mother could love
Posted by Shirley Twofeathers in dog, funny, ugly
Hilarious!
15
Apr
Ouch!
Posted by Shirley Twofeathers in funny, ouch, penis, people
The question is: who would be dumb enough to do this? And did he do it on purpose just for the picture?
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