26
Apr
A Gorey Storey
Posted by Shirley Twofeathers in cartoon, funny
The Disrespectful Summons
A story by Edward Gorey
The Devil gave a sudden leap
And struck Miss Squill all of a heap.
He swooped her up from off the ground
A story by Edward Gorey
The Devil gave a sudden leap
And struck Miss Squill all of a heap.
He swooped her up from off the ground
And twirled her madly round and round.
That night she saw when she undressed
His mark was burned upon her breast.
Next day flew in her open door
Next day flew in her open door
A creature named Beelphazoar.
It brought a recipe for fudge
It brought a recipe for fudge
Of pounded pencil-stubs and sludge.
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She cindered toast and rotted silk,
She cindered toast and rotted silk,
Corroded tin and curdled milk.
Her laugh made beetles swoon; her frown
Made geese and cows turn upside down.
She did her neighbours' forms in wax
She did her neighbours' forms in wax
And stuck them full of pins and tacks.
They then expired with frightful pains
They then expired with frightful pains
Inside their bowels, lungs, and brains.
She got from somewhere stones with eyes
She got from somewhere stones with eyes
And plants that gave out screams and sighs.
But then the demon, much too soon,
But then the demon, much too soon,
Returned one Sunday afternoon.
He seized her hair, and with his hoof
He seized her hair, and with his hoof
He kicked a way out through the roof.
The end had come, and this was it;
The end had come, and this was it;
He dropped her in the Flaming Pit.
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