Tired of spilling beer while you drive?
Save the space between your legs for your girlfriend.
So much easier than parenting.
Where are all the news crews when we're NOT spilling anything?
Welcome to Las Vegas.
It's only a gambling problem if you're losing.
Like a cult, but without the animal sacrifice.
Try the all new 2003 BMW Z3 Roadster
For when you can't get laid on your looks and charm alone.
Say no to drugs.
That way, you'll have more time to drink.
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It's all about the bitches.