Angels with Attitude  

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had
to kill today because they pissed me off.


And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.


Help me to always give
100% at work...

12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Friday


And help me to remember...
When I'm having a really bad day, and it seem that
people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles
to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger
and tell them to bite me!